The older the better.

Over the past few weeks I have been doing A LOT of vintage/thrift store shopping. I went to do some clothes shopping yesterday at the normal stores in the city and for the first time in ages I walked away almost empty handed. 

I believe there are a couple of reasons for this

1. I have STACKED IT ON so things aren't fitting like they are supposed to =(

2.  I have a curvy body type and that today's designers rarely accommodate for.

3. I am used to the quality of vintage clothing (they just don't make things like they used to) and I am not willing to part with obscene amounts of dosh for things that will fall apart after a few wears.

4. Things were cooler back in the olden days.

Anywho... I have decided to abandon regular shopping for a little while (other than the odd bit of ebay and $10 racks) and I thought I would take the time to celebrate some vintage stunners =)

Enjoy xx

Edie Sedgwick - The tragic beauty.

 "It's not that I'm rebelling. It's that I'm just 

trying to find another way"

"You have to put up with the risk of being misunderstood if you are going to try to communicate. You have to put up with people projecting their own ideas, attitudes, misunderstanding you. But it's worth being a public fool if that's all you can be in order to communicate yourself."

"Fashion as a whole is a farce, completely. The people behind it are perverted, the styles are created by freaked out people, just natural weirdos. I know this because I worked with all those people while I was modeling."

"The way those sons-of-bitches took advantage of me. Warhol is a sadistic faggot."

I adore prints, patterns, sparkles & embellishments

Lately clothes are that little bit more nuts than I remember. And I am enjoying this thoroughly. I particularly like bright prints and patterned clothing that sparkles. These are a few of my favorite picks. What do you think??

A bunch that I am lusting over ATM

I am craving some knitted nappy pants in A BIG WAY .... but do you think I can find any in the shops.... ummm NOOO!!!!

Another item that I want to have babies with are cone bras or bullet bras. I just love wearing bras or corsets out because they make me feel like a mistress sneaking out of a naughty situation haha

FUCKEN KILLER SHOES

Nicki Minaj - because I love her songs, her antics, her voice, her style, her booty..... and more importantly - 

SHE IS FINE AS A MOTHERFUCKERRRR

And ..... last but not least

SOME CRAZY AS SHIT NAILS

If you track down any of these items it is absolutely imperative that you send me appropriate links - if it is Nicki Minaj, tell her Hayley's been waiting.

Good night biatches xxx

I have been neglecting my poor little blog.

I have been ohh soo busy preparing for my performance (I sing) at Fete De La Musique on Tuesday in Brisbane City. It is finally over and I am back on track. I spent yesterday chillin with my friend Kathi and we also headed out for a little bit of a shop.

These are a few of yesterdays purchases - a new strapless bra, a pink flower choker (that makes me look like a dog), a purple cross necklace, a colourful vintage shirt jacket and a few rings =)

Kathi and I have also been enjoying our silly coats & ridiculous headwear. My crazy leopard coat that came fully equip with a hoodie arrived the other day. I almost died in excitement. I felt like the biggest boss out. 

But yeah. My show went really well, other than the terrible wind that caused our drum kit to slip & slide everywhere and my hair to whip me in the face constantly. I will have to post some videos soon. 

Bye for now xxx

ohhh Jenna Marbles....

...... The funniest blonde on youtube.

Jenna Marbles is a young, pretty, blonde comedian who is the epitome of unorthodox humor. She takes the time to criticize anything and everything - including herself , whilst using funny voices, crazy makeup, wigs, insane self written jingles, awkward faces and obscene language to contribute to the laughter. I absolutely love all of her videos and I really doubt that I will get tired of her antics anytime soon. If you haven't heard of her - where the eff have you been??? 

I have pasted a few of my all time favorites below. 

Love her shit =)

My latest girl crush

......Sara Carbonero

She is a Spanish TV presenter and sports journalist. 

So... not only is she stunning, she is also extremely successful. Good on her =)